Two people, prone to theft walk into a store and a courthouse respectively.
Both steal, the value of which is $1,000 or less, approximately.
The Walmart thief, a woman, receives an immediate jail sentence of 180 days.
The courthouse thief, a man, receives no jail time and is not even arrested for his crime(s).
Why? Because one is a lawyer.
His name is Ken Paxton, the indicted Texas Attorney General.