Two people, prone to theft walk into a store and a courthouse respectively.

Both steal, the value of which is $1,000 or less, approximately.

The Walmart thief, a woman, receives an immediate jail sentence of 180 days.

The courthouse thief, a man, receives no jail time and is not even arrested for his crime(s).

Why? Because one is a lawyer.

His name is Ken Paxton, the indicted Texas Attorney General.